the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
there is no such thing as purple urine
Not yet anyway.
But what about that episode of scrubs with the purple pee?
Easily the greatest comment in all of YouTube.
Did you know that the KKK adopted a highway
Just a few miles away from my mom’s house
They paid their money and they put up a sign
I guess they dress up in sheets and go pick up the trash
The trash, the trash, they pick up the trash!
THIS IS ADORABLE
If you haven’t seen Attack on Titan abridged, you must see it. Keith Shadis is the best, Time well spent making these.
I voice Sasha in it, so you should totally check it out, if you haven’t :3 Everyone did so fuckin’ well
Glad you liked my Shardis
The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon